Glen’s Text Messages

Glen keeps on sending me pointless messages so I thought I’d share them with the public.  If you are easily offended don’t read on, I’m sorry, so very very sorry.

Received 28-04-07 @ 07:53
“Hey derrick whats up, colin said he cant make it to the fun run so you must wear the rug. how did the forest wipe go did you collect enough pine cones?”

Received 28-04-07 @ 08:06
“Heck yea!he was lookin 4 new wigs, match his toy kicken. u know da 1 u cook roasts with lightbulb. anyway he got a cleaner coz his house smells like cock”

Received 03-05-07 @ 09:09
“Haz im tryin to shit in work and there is a guy in the next shitter giving birth to a baby rhino pantin like a man is givin him his coon stick”

Imagine waking up to texts like that most mornings, I love Rob.